IMG_0192If you are a child of mine and especially if you are a grandchild, this is not for you.  This is for mature readers, mature in years not necessarily in wisdom. I don’t want to eliminate all my friends.

What happened began less than a year ago, I was standing on a small piece of land in a community in Ponte Vedra. It was just what I wanted. A small lake (hubby calls it a pond) with a beautiful preserve on the other side of it. “This is the land I will build my castle,” I told our saleswoman who was doing her best to hide a yawn.

“You are sure,” hubby asked. This is an irritating habit he has to ask me if I’m sure. It makes me wonder if I am sure.

We signed, received our address, and I was happy. I was happy for a little while. Until…many months later when I realized that our address was 69.

“Tim, make a request to have it changed?” My unhappiness was crystal clear and a hurtful contrast to the smirk on his face. “House on our left is 61 and house on right is 73. There is no reason why they can’t change ours to, let’s say, 67.”

“No, we will learn to live with it,” he says.

“Seems to me, you have already reached this stage,” I said.

My wretchedness did nothing to change his mind so I conjured up responses to anyone asking my address.

  1. Say it very fast so people could not make out what I said. Even faster if they asked me to repeat.
  2. Say six, then let about tens seconds pass—long enough for them to wonder if I am not quite right in the head—then say nine and immediately change subjects.
  3. Or I could say, “Oh, it’s at the tip of my tongue. It will come to me.” The say something so interesting they will forget I did not answer.
  4. “I’m on Clay Gully. It’s the fourth house on the east side, latitude 30.082932 and longitude -81.389803.”

Between practicing how to answer the now most dreaded question, I began to notice that the construction workers on our street, seeing me come out of my house, smirked. Sometimes they looked at one another as people do when they have a private joke. I was the private joke for living in a house number 69.

Tim insists I am imagining it.

Pay back time. This afternoon walking back from a football party, my eyes honed in (always does) on the bottom of our black mailbox where the number I mentioned before hangs. It was gone! (Insight: things out of order, broken, etc. drives my hubby crazy.) For a moment, I considered not saying anything about the missing X from the mailbox. Stupid idea, of course I will tell him.

“Honey, our mailbox number is gone.”

“What?” He is on high alert.  I felt so good it should have been my birthday.

“Our house number is all gone.” I smiled at him and for a second I thought he would let it be. But my guy didn’t disappoint.

He looked around the mailbox, stroked it up and down and around, but no number—then said, “The number is gone.” (Stating the obvious is another trait not so endearing.) But I’ve not felt this good for eons so I let it go. He stared at me like a drowning man in search of a lifeline (where is the camera when you want it?) So I threw him one.

“The construction workers took it.” Before he can think of a solution, I added, “And no matter how many times you replace the number, they will come back for it.”

4 thoughts on “69

  1. I really thought “Edith cannot be 69 years old” when I saw the post title. “No way!” Loved it, so funny in your unique way–particularly the end made me smile:) Now I have your address too. Bonus!


  2. Oh dear Edith,

    On my list for “sometime soon”, was a request for your address so that I could send you money for your books. So , Would you like to share the address or the books? Happy to hear from you, whatever you have to say; my Beth did another vypiniasa retreat in Toronto and came back with an idea for her next move. Leading yoga based tours for the Camino in Spain. It is such a gift to watch her finding her path (sometimes). Hugs, Elaine



    1. Dear Elaine, it is a growing experience to watch our children search for a path to travel through life. So often, making a living and making a life go in opposite directions. My address is 69 Clay Gully Trail, Ponte Vedra, FL 32081 and thank you for continuing to share my little book.


  3. Edith, my dear, whatever will you do when you turn age 69? Granted people are more likely to ask your house number than your age, but it WILL happen. You need to start practicing now.


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